How I Got Totally Enlightened

And You Can Too

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Tired of dealing with your feelings? Ready to unlock the secrets to overcome aging, sickness, and death? Learn how to completely transcend your human life and become a totally enlightened spiritual being!

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I did it with almost no effort, and you can too. I can show you:

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If you haven’t guessed already, today’s newsletter is a joke! But not entirely, because lots of people yearn to become something other than human.

People say that walking on water is a miracle, but to me, walking peacefully on the earth is the real miracle. —Thich Nhat Hanh

If you’re looking for a way—through meditation, prayer, magic, or a guru—to be transported to an utterly carefree existence, indifferent to desire, change, or pain—stop. Stop trying to transcend your precious human life, and instead, experience it fully—its joys, sorrows, and everything in between. All you need to do is pay attention to your senses, let go of your stories, judgements, and beliefs, and appreciate your blessings. This takes practice and effort — but it’s simple, rewarding, possible, and completely free.

May we remember our connection to the earth, each other, and our own wise and kind nature. May it be so!

Metta+++,

Happy April Fools’ Day!

Kim✨

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